The Ballad of Jed Clampett - by Paul Henning - Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

Climbing

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No New Posts Spray, Wanking and All-around Gumby Drivel

Post topics that are related to climbing in some form or another here.

2 8 Climbing and Participation Within the Community
by Ad Minister
Mar 5, 2007 23:18:15 GMT -5
No New Posts Climbing Photography/Videography Discussion

Talk about aspects of climbing photography here.

1 1 Embedded Photos
by Ad Minister
Dec 28, 2006 9:09:47 GMT -5
No New Posts Special Correspondence

Here is the place to post trip reports and other creative works. If you've written a story, do tell. Crappy poetry du jour, such as "let's all make haikus!" threads should go somewhere else.

1 5 Goddesses on the Rocks - Jtree 2007
by happiegrrrl
May 14, 2007 12:06:33 GMT -5
No New Posts The Truth Sometimes Hurts

A place for more serious issues - such as reportage of climbers missing in action or memoriums to those who have passed.

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Location, Location, Location

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No New Posts Climbing Areas

For discussion related to climbing destinations. Post links to, or other information about, specific climbing areas - Regional websites, park information, regulation changes and stuff that would be helpful to someone traveling to these destinations.

1 1 Skytop is Now Open* for Climbing
by happiegrrrl
Mar 5, 2007 10:37:17 GMT -5
No New Posts Gear Stores and Other Helpful Resources

Create threads/place links to websites for local gears stores and other outdoor gear suppliers here. This is for information, not to bash a supplier. If you gotta do that, do it somewhere else.

1 1 Chessler Books
by outabedclimber
Dec 31, 2006 10:10:43 GMT -5

A Word From Your Sponsor

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New Designs are announced in this forum.

18 28 "Keep Your Eye on the Fall"
by Ad Minister
Feb 1, 2007 11:44:03 GMT -5
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Get ClimbAddict swag by playing to win!

1 2 So You Think You Should Be a Sponsored Climber....
by Ad Minister
Jan 24, 2007 23:05:16 GMT -5
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6 6 FREE STICKERS!!!
by Ad Minister
Jul 5, 2007 13:50:22 GMT -5

Events, Tours, Shindigs and Shenanigans

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No New Posts Climbing Festivals

This is the place to post links and/or announcements and talk about larger gatherings where climbing and community is the focus. Also, fundraising events.

2 2 Boat Rock "Float the Boat" Bouldering Competition
by Ad Minister
Dec 30, 2006 11:51:54 GMT -5
No New Posts Media(Book Tours, Film Festivals, etc.)

A place to post links and/or announcements of media events people might be interested in. Climbing/mountaineering or other outdoors lifestyle topics, like skiing, skating, surfing....

3 4 Jeff Lowe Sells Himself into Bondage.....
by Ad Minister
Mar 4, 2007 20:57:36 GMT -5
No New Posts Competitions and Workshops

If it's a thing where you're going there to see/be seen, get or make money or a facsimile thereof...post it here.

2 2 Women's Climbing W/End - Jtree - 4/28-29, 2007
by Ad Minister
Jan 4, 2007 18:21:07 GMT -5
No New Posts Spontaneous Combustion

Here's the place to post announcements for small gatherings that are not going to be organized, marketed, sponsored and all that. Just people wanting to have some fun and let others in on it.

1 2 Climb with Michael Reardon - Philadelphia - 2/18
by happiegrrrl
Feb 9, 2007 17:47:56 GMT -5

Galleries, Blogs, and Sites To See

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No New Posts Professional Photography/Videography

Post links to climbing (and destination) photo/video-related sites, blogs and/or websites.

Please limit this forum to professional photgrapher's sites. Defined as you will....

0 0 No posts have been made on this board.
No New Posts Unprofessional Photography/Videography

If you consider yourself more an amateur in the filed, or know of someone's work that fits the bill, post links to their sites here.

0 0 No posts have been made on this board.
No New Posts Will Climb for Hire?

Post links to professional climbers websites and blogs here.

1 1 Jason Kehl
by Ad Minister
Feb 1, 2007 23:35:41 GMT -5
No New Posts Will Belay for Food?

Just because you don't get free stuff for climbing doesn't mean you aren't out there having the most fun! Post links to websites related to your climbing here.

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Other Outdoor Recreation

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No New Posts Chaos Theory

There are other outdoor lifestyle activities besides climbing - skiing, skating, hiking, camping, BASE, spelunking - a whole wide world out there...

Which we don't know much about here. So, we're not going to try to categorize; at least not yet. So, post topics about other activities here, and as things merit, we will create categories to accommodate.

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No New Posts Pro Photo/Video

Links to Pro photography/video in Other-than-Climbing categories

1 1 broadbandsports.com
by Ad Minister
Dec 27, 2006 12:28:32 GMT -5
No New Posts Other Photo/Video

List links to sites for those not getting paid by someone else to shoot the stuff.

0 0 No posts have been made on this board.
No New Posts Stunt(wo)men for Hire

List links to sites for pros in Other-than-Climbing stuff here.

0 0 No posts have been made on this board.
No New Posts I'd Do It Even for Free!

List links to sites for everyone else...well, you know what I mean.

0 0 No posts have been made on this board.

Cesspool

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No New Posts Incessant Pool

The virtual deli porch, campfire, parking lot, overly trafficked rap station, or whatever analogy you want to use. Post whatever crap you want, except stupid stuff that can be found on rc.com in teh "Campground" forum. Make a little more effort at displaying intelligence, at any rate. Admin reserves the right to delete - with glee - threads with links that are deemed inane and/or available on every community forum board on the internet.

4 7 Cloning
by happiegrrrl
Feb 5, 2007 10:29:11 GMT -5
No New Posts Insight Into This Site

In this forum, offer and discuss suggestions for imrpoving this....free.... website, complain about it(keeping in mind the old saying "If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, did it make a sound?")

1 1 How Can This Forum Be Improved?
by Ad Minister
Aug 31, 2007 8:29:20 GMT -5

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